MLAs

   So you think you know what most computer acronyms really mean? Think again.

CD-ROM

Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

IBM

I Blame Microsoft, I Bought Macintosh

PCMCIA

People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN

It Still Does Nothing

APPLE

Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

DEC

Do Expect Cuts

CA

Constant Acquisitions

OS/2

Obsolete Soon Too,

SCSI

System Can't See It

DOS

Defunct Operating System

BASIC

Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

WWW

World Wide Wait