|
|
Overheard At The Las Vegas Computer Convention
- "Oh, come on -- Kirk can beat up Picard any day of the week!"
- "Empty the trash cans, someone's lost another retainer!"
- "I'm sorry, Mr. Gates -- this is a $10 minimum table, the $5
minimum tables are over there."
- "No, sir, we can't accept Apple stock to cover your gambling
debts."
- "Just shut up and give me the trinkets, booth weasel!"
- "Free Pocket Protectors at Booth 283! Pass it on!"
- "Hey, if we all share a limo ride back to the hotel, we can
split that dollar tip nine ways."
- "Well, the Chicken Ranch was okay - but I liked 'Virtual
Monique' better."
- "...so Dilbert says to Wally..."
- "My dad said if I hacked the Federal Reserve one more time,
he'd take away my Nintendo."
- "...so I said, 'That's no hexadecimal assembly code, that's
my self-modifying subroutine.' But seriously, folks..."
- "I don't care if you ARE a CEO, nobody gets in under 21."
- "Marc Andreeson to the courtesy desk -- Your mother wants to
know what time you'll be home for dinner..."
- "They call this a breakfast buffet? Where's the Jolt Cola
and Doritos?"
- "Hey -- where are all the chicks??"
|
|
Barking Spider
