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Excuses From Heck
The Graduate School of Education at Northern Illinois University, DeKalb,
Illinois, recently collected a number of excuses for absence turned in my
students at high schools around the state. A number of these are listed below:
the spelling is exactly as it appeared on the notes.
- Dear School: Please eckuse John for been absent January
28, 29, 30, 32, and 33.
- Chris has a acre on his side.
- Mary could not come to school because she was bothered by very close veins.
- John has been absent because he had two teeth taked out of his face.
- Please excuse Gloria. She has been sick and under the doctor.
- My son is under the doctor's care and should not take PE.
Please execute him.
- Lily was absent from school yesterday as she had a going over.
- Please excuse Joey Friday. He had loose vowels.
- Please excuse from Blanche from Jum today. She is administrating.
- Please excuse Blanche from PE for a few days. Yesterday she fell out of
a tree and misplaced her hip.
- Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football, he was hurt
in the growing part.
- My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the
weekend with the Marines.
- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
- Please excuse Dianna from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps.
- Mary Ann was absent December ll-15 because she had a fever, sore throat,
headache and upsed stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever sore throat, her
brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either,
sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even
got hot last night.
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Barking Spider
