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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
...hanging on a wall? Art
...under a car? Axel
...who used to be a boxer? Big Ears
...in a mailbox? Bill
...floating in a pool? Bob
...on the bottom of a pool? Duane
(New)
...in a bank? Buck
...on your shoulder? Chip
...and his friend hanging around a window? Curt 'n Rod
...covered with oil? Derrick
...with a spade? Doug
...without a spade? Douglas
...at a barbecue? Frank
(New)
...flying over the fence? Homer
...in the trunk of a car? Jack
(New)
...in a GMC? Jimmy
...in the bathroom? John
...impaled on a stick? Lance
...on a porch? Mat
...on a piece of paper? Mark
...on a stage? Mike
...in a hole? Phil
...on a hill? Roland
...under a bush? Russell
...waterskiing? Skip
...in a hot tub? Stu
...with a pet rabbit? Warren
What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs...
...on a tennis court? Annette
(New)
...in a bag? Carrie
(New)
...floating on a pond? Lily
...hanging on a clothes line? Peg
...between two slices of bread? Patty
What do you call a gal with one...
...leg? Eileen
...leg who is asian? Irene
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Barking Spider
No Arms, No Legs
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No Arms, No Legs
