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The 10 Commandments Of OS/2
- Commandment #1:
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Exodus 20:1-3 (KJV) And God spake all these words, saying, I am the LORD
thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Windows, out of the
house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other operating systems before me.
- Commandment #2:
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Exodus 20:4-6 (KJV) Thou shalt not make unto thee any DOS disk image, or
any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in Windows
beneath, or that is in the MSDOS under the earth. And shewing mercy unto
thy RAM that love me, and keep my commandments.
- Commandment #3:
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Exodus 20:7 (KJV) Thou shalt not take up hard drive space in vain; for
OS/2 will not hold him guiltless that takes away from SWAPPER.DAT in vain.
- Commandment #4:
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Exodus 20:8-11 (KJV) Remember the seventh IRQ, to keep it holy. Six IRQ's
shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh IRQ is the
sabbath of the printer
and in it thou shalt not put any card, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter,
thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger
that is within thy gates: For in six IRQ's the LORD made floppy drive,
the mouse, and all that in them is, and printed on the seventh IRQ:
wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath IRQ, and hallowed it.
- Commandment #5:
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Exodus 20:12 (KJV) Honour thy CPU and thy
cache: that thy days may be long upon the
netnews which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
- Commandment #6:
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Exodus 20:13 (KJV) Thou shalt do a proper shutdown.
- Commandment #7:
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Exodus 20:14 (KJV) Thou shalt not commit adultery with Win32s virtual
drivers.
- Commandment #8:
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Exodus 20:15 (KJV) Thou shalt not steal time
slices from communication programs, or thy downloads will suffer.
- Commandment #9:
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Exodus 20:16 (KJV) Thou shalt not bear
resource hogging programs. If two users are in agreement that a program
sucks down RAM,
then it shall be posted on the Internet, where there will be much wailing
and gnashing of teeth.
- Commandment #10:
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Exodus 20:17 (KJV) Thou shalt not covet
thy neighbour's computer, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's video
card, nor his SCSI drive, nor his CDROM drive, nor his RAM, nor his UPS,
nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
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