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Diary Of A Young Couple
- Aug. 12
- Moved to our new home in South Dakota. It is so beautiful
here. The grasslands and hills are so serene and picturesque. Can
hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. God's Country... I
love it here.
- Oct. 14
- South Dakota is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red, yellow, and
orange. I went for a ride through some beautiful river bottoms and
spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most
peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise... I love it here.
- Nov. 11
- Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to
kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and
tranquillity. Hope it will snow soon... I love it here.
- Dec. 2
- It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with
white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow
off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I
won), and when the plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again.
What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony... I love South
Dakota.
- Dec. 12
- More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick
again (that rascal). A winter wonderland... I love it here.
- Dec. 19
- More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get
to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. Stupid snow plow.
- Dec. 22
- More of that white crap fell last night. I've got blisters on
my hands from shoveling. I think the snow plow man hides around the
curve and waits until I'm done shoveling this driveway, the butthead!
- Dec. 25
- "White Christmas" my butt! More stupid snow. If I ever
get my hands on that idiot who drives that snow plow, I swear
I'll castrate him! Don't know why they don't use more
salt on the roads to melt the stupid ice.
- Dec. 28
- More white crap last night. Been inside since Christmas Day
except for shoveling out the driveway after "snow plow Harry" comes by
every time. Can't go anywhere, car's buried in a mountain of white
crap. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of the crap tonight.
Do you know how many shovels-full of snow 10 inches is?
- Jan. 1
- Happy Flipping New Year. The weatherman was wrong (again). We
got 34 inches of the white crap this time. At this rate it won't melt
before the 4th of July. The snow plow got stuck up the road, and the
butthead had the gall to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel.
After I told him I've broken 6 shovels already, shoveling all the snow
he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his head.
- Jan. 4
- Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food and on the way back a stupid deer ran in front of the car and I hit
it. Did about $3000 damage to the car. Those beasts
should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
- Apr. 3
- Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing
is rotting out from all the salt they keep dumping all over the
road? Car looks like a piece of crap.
- Apr. 10
- Moved to Texas. I can't imagine why anyone in their right
mind would ever want to live in God-Forsaken state of South
Dakota.
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